I think I’ve found Polly’s equivalent to Sammy Steel: a weird and endearingly shoddy toy called Lovely Kitty.
Supposedly there are four known playsets, and this was the best of the lot as far as I can tell. The boat accessories are pretty cute and the compact has a nice “summer games” motif to make up for the overall shoddy quality. Kitty herself is a league of bootleg derp all her own.
I should’ve shelled out the $35 when I first found this, ‘cos it got snatched up a day later. I’m lucky I was smart enough to grab the photo while the listing was up.