“House haunted? Need a cursed ruin sterilized? Can’t decipher a forbidden text? Suffering from a case of possession? Bishop & Holiday Paranormal Investigations does it all — no price too big, no job too small!
“Unfortunately, we are currently closed for business. We’ve had a small mishap in our lab that angered a malevolent Outer God, who is forcing us to suffer through six terrible world-shattering disasters over and over again until we go insane (he won’t let us die permanently). Please leave your name, number, and a brief description of your problem, and we’ll be sure to get back to you as soon as we’ve had a word with a certain angry space octopus. Thanks!”
This download includes:
– A fun puzzle/adventure game! Take charge of 5 eccentric paranormal investigators! Solve 7 treacherous realms ranging from Ancient Egypt to Antarctica! Defeat mummies, dinosaurs, Deep Ones, cultists, giant scorpions, and all sorts of baffling puzzles with your teeny 4-slot inventory!
– Dossiers of the cast! Just who are these so-called heroes, anyway?
– A readme file! See what all the buttons do! See where to send flame mail!